Freshly shaved alpacas are seen at Alpaca-Land farm, in Goeming in the Austrian province of Salzburg. Picture: Kerstin Joensson/AP
And they all have such horrendous hair cuts.
I’ve shared this photo before (or at least photos of this event) but I feel compelled to share it again as I love looking at it and remembering how awesome he is and how much I can’t wait to see him again :)
…and also how totally stoked I am for the new album “The Industrialist” which sounds FUCKING INCREDIBLE.
omg i want someone to cherish me like a lemon
SERIOUS QUESTION what porno is this from because I’ve been trying to find it for ages
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
It’s called “Lemon Stealing Whores”
I guess when life gives you lemons…you fuck them?
Lemon Stealing Whores was by far the most cognitive dissonance I have ever experienced while viewing.
(Source: lordgreasy)
As stated on Wikipedia:
As modern societies operate on the basis of “standard time” rather than solar time most peoples’ schedules are not governed by the movements of the earth in relation to the sun. For example, work, school and transport schedules will generally begin at exactly the same time at all times of the year regardless of the position of the sun. However, in non-equatorial regions the total number of hours of sunlight in a day will vary a great deal between winter and summer. As a result, if “standard time” is applied year round a significant portion of the longer sunlight hours will fall in the early morning while there may still be a significant period of darkness in the evening. Because many people will tend to sleep in the early morning hours, these hours of sunlight are “wasted” for them, whereas if they are shifted to the evening via DST they can then be “used.” People could simply wake up earlier to take advantage of the sunlight then, but this is impractical because of the inflexibility of clock based schedules.
As days shorten again in autumn/winter, sunrises get later and later meaning that people could then be waking up and spending a significant portion of their mornings in the dark, so clocks are then returned to the “standard” time. The actual effects of DST can vary significantly by location depending on its latitude and position relative to the centre of its time zone. For example, DST is almost redundant in extremely northern/southern locations because the very long/short days mean that the artificial manipulation of time has little or no practical effect.
